By: The Almighty-ish Lady and Generally Awesome Katie
O' Bread, O' Bread, how wonderous art Thou!
Though us mere mortals are not sure quite just how!
You bless our feasts with Your great wheaty taste.
And teach us that we should never Bread waste.
Whether You are white bread, wheat bread or rye,
We show You respect as our lives go by.
We must use You wisely or else You'll grow mold.
Which happens if we let our dear Bread become old.