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By: The Official Minister of All That Needs Ministering and
High Baron of Stuff He's in Charge of, Tim-Tim(-Tim-Tim-Tim-Tim)

All hail our Lord, Almighty Bagel!
Watch over us as we eat.
Let not our toasters,
Be made to weep.
In Your prescence alone, Great King
We all, do joyful sing,
As we munch on Onion and Rye,
And Chocolate Chip with Creamy Cheese
We think ahead to when we'll die,
And munch on greater things than these!

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