all things loaf and slicerful
all things brown or white
all things in multigrain or plain
the Breadcult makes them right

all things texas or frencherful
all things not blue nor red
all things used for munching on
that are made by Wonderbread!

of all these things we like to sing
we love to sing, I said
but most of all we like to sing,
of our god, our Wonderbread!
hail, hail, the Wonderbread!